I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account
- Burger king cashier: can I take your order
- Me: Uhm can i just say. Acoustic versions of pop punk songs = Life .
- Me later that night into the intercom phone at walmart: Acoustic is life
it’s hilarious how every company that has a tumblr (wwe, mlb, countless tv networks, etc.) makes the most god awful gifs
like damn pay one of us to make them gifs for ya
Marlene Dietrich | Dishonored; 1931.
"I am not afraid of life - although i’m not afraid of death either."
Lonesome Ghosts, 1937
"am I getting slightly gay vibes from her or am I wishing I was getting gay vibes from her?" my autobiography