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breakfastburritoe:

in first grade we had to write down our favorite ice cream flavor and the whole class put cookie dough so i put cookie dough bc peer pressure and then we were asked to color in an ice cream scoop with our favorite flavor and i had no clue what cookie dough was so i colored it blue and the class made fun of me and then some kid ate a napkin

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bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

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optmusprime:

my cat doesn’t like mike wazowski

copy and paste yourself into my bed

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phoeni-xx:

i cannot

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

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cxnduits:

inFAMOUS: first lightphoto mode